Saturday 21 April 2012

Day 11: Blame The Diabetes!


Day 11's post was all about a theme tune for Diabetes, so I thought I'd alter the lyrics to The Jackson 5's 'Blame It On The Boogie'.

My baby's always injectin'
And it would be a bad thing
But means I eat all the chocolate
In the house

We spent the night in A+E
Doc found out she had Diabetes
And from that night I started to
Learn some things

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

That nasty disease, it bugs her
Wish things to go back to how they were
Night-time hypos got her
In a state

She's changed her life completely
Doesn't care much for sweeties
My baby just can't
Make her pancreas work...

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

She just can't
She just can't
She just can't break down glucose!

She just can't
She just can't
She just can't break down glucose!

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

This insulin keeps her alive
This insulin helps her survive
Although she doesn't make it
Artificial stuff gets a high five!

Bg's are balanced, she 'aint snappy
And I can see she's happy
When Glucometer shows
A 5.3!

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

Don't blame it on her lady time
Could blame it on sweet Apple Pie
Just don't blame it on her or I
Blame the Diabetes!

Nottt - lady time!
Maybeee - Apple Pie!
Neverrr - her or I!
Must beee - 'Betes!

Nottt - lady time!
Maybeee - Apple Pie!
Neverrr - her or I!
Must beee - 'Betes!

:)

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